Title says it all this time – Nothing to be delivered this particular upcoming Saturday, so don’t let that surprise you. Incidentally, this might be a first for me – an episode with an entire deleted scene/scenario. Like an actual film. Oh yeah, and it’s totally X-Rated, you guys. Network wouldn’t have it. It was too TRUE, man. Seriously. I’m totally not leading you on at all. Go make like a forbidden fruit hardcore subculture shrine to it, or whatever. You know, like some JFK shit. Speculative conspiracy map. Put it right next to your petition to Criterion to re-release “The Devils” completely uncut (or have they done that already?) written in ox blood. It’s happened, man. I’ve perforated negative. My intentions have become impure. Fergie has joined the band and Sting is making cameos. I have tasted the proverbial Hicksian Satanic effluvium and deemed it sweeter than Turkish Delight. Just wait’ll Lolly’s on the cover of RS with a hideous big-ass fake “Marilyn mark” on her cheek sticking a carrot down her panties. HEY, L-WERE YOU THERE??? WERE YOU THERE AND DID YOU LOOK DIRECTLY INTO ANNIE LEIBOVITZ’S EYES??…….THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP, OKAY??!!! GO – GO TO THE LODGE, LEARN THE HANDSHA-…….OKAY, FINE, THEN DON’T LISTEN TO ME!!!
*sigh*……*rubs eyes*I am not out of touch…..or tired……
……god, I hope Bernie Sahlins wins this goddamned election…..